Granade

How stupid people spell Grenade

My friend Andrzjew spells Grenade as Granade, what a loser

by 69696969SixtyNine April 20, 2018

Grenader

Someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a "grenade" (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade's much more attractive friend.

SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.

JJ: Look at that blonde over there.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.

by Fatz39 February 1, 2012

Big Bird Grenades

The outcome of the seventh apocolyptic unicorn rave. This happens once every thousand years when Obama remembers that we need change.

Person:Dude did you see that cat cross the street?

Other Person: Fer sure man

Person: Big Bird Grenades

by psudonomousbosch November 8, 2011

Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Ford Grenada

Old car made by Ford in the 1970's which is nothing more than a smaller Crown Vic. It's slower with an engine smaller than the Vic's by 600cc but it's still pretty good and it can still take a pretty good beating. Ideal for taxi use, police use, and demolition derby competition.

1. Ever since the cab company got Ford Grenadas, I don't feel like driving anymore!
2. Fuck! Grenada with flashing lights on my tail!
3. I was competing in the demolition derby and my Ford Grenada survived all the heats and won! it still runs!

by FuckFuckTrolololololololStupid July 18, 2012

Grenada

A term used in the Middle East referring to the english word grenade. Often is used in wartime for warning purposes to others in the group.

A middle-eastern soldier throwing a grenade and yelling the word "grenada" to indicate that the explosive is near and ready to explode.

by Danny Smithson October 27, 2010

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

The greatest fucking band to come out of Flint Michigan. Mostly a classic rock party band but they also do quite a bit of alternative music. They mostly do Clapton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and other great 70's stuff.

Dude, Jake, the guitarist from Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, Justin the drummer, and Nolan the bassist make a kick-ass team!

by flintguy August 28, 2010