Swedish flicker gooning

Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.

Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.

by Hduzk January 11, 2025

Flicker Goon

To where a male Goons after such a long streak of gooning( typically a few months ) to where his penis starts to grow human anatomy. This is typically reversible until the penis starts to gain sentience and will start too disembark from the human.

I finally Flicker Gooned after months of gooning.
He Flicker Gooned too much, now it is irreversible.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024

GOON

A Wrestling Guru who gives you everything you need to know WWE and gaming needs...you are a goon to this man but is all good .. we are a Goon army of the "brand" JDfromNY

"If your not listening to JD from N.Y , you"re a goon and your not a Wrestling fan.. period "

by Truck Norris June 3, 2017

Goon

An rather silly individual

Patrice was a total Goon!

by Andy the Gurk February 10, 2022

gooning

gooning means edging for more than 5 hours

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023

Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.

Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!

All these are examples of Ethical Gooning

by Moimoi667 May 2, 2025

Goon Lineage

The Goon Lineage is a group in the Goon Society that has a noted lack of structure, with its members acting much more independently than those in other groups. It accepts any who have nowhere else to goon and have the intent necessary to jelq in such a group. The members take pride in the ranks they receive in jerkmate ranked matches, seeing a lack of goons as proof of cowardice in ranked matches.

Ciken: Have you heard? The Goon Lineage's mentor, Hyper, was exposed for trying mastering the dark technique of the diddy bluds.

Yaaph: This will leave a mark on the Goon Society.

by Yaaph February 14, 2025