Farmer John

A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.

Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"

Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"

"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"

-Yellaboi

by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010

taco farmer

the stereotypical female sports coach (i.e., butch lesbian recruiter).

Person 1: "So what do you do for a living?"
Person 2: "I'm a girl's Physical Education coach"
Person 1: "So you're a taco farmer."
Person 2: "Yep, I like to coax confused young girls into becoming hardcore lesbians. I'm a big old dyke."

by Rita Love May 16, 2008

chinese gold farmer

Originating from World of Warcraft. A Chinese gold farmer power levels their character to 60 (or highest level depending if you read this after expansions). Then this character runs instances or certain sections of Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms. They kill and gather anything to make a profit. Their goal is to obtain a steady flow of cash; produce things to sell at the Auction House like a farmer would a crop to market hence classifying them as farmers. A guild known as PK Wang was notorious for this; this could explain the Chinese addition to the term "Chinese Gold Farmer" since the word Wang has been used as a Chinese name for fictional characters such as "Wang Chung". Chinese gold farmers also spend a great deal of time in Orgimmar or Stormwind City spamming their items over and over again.

Farmer yells: “WTS Magister's gloves, Devout Bracers, Flawless Arcanite Rifle, Arcanite Reaper and Heartseeker PST with offers!!"

Player whispers to farmer: Hey man wanna go pvp?

Farmer yells: "Also Arcanite bars x40, Thorium bars x80, runecloth x40,mooncloth x10 and Glowing Brightwood staff"

Farmer whispers: hmmm... I could so sell weapons in there; I would make a killing off potions!

Player: Damn Chinese gold farmers...

by Member of the Horde July 20, 2008

flamer

1. Very obvious homosexual.
2. Internet debaters (retards).

1. Every character in Top Gun.
2. Flamers likes to make no sense in their arguments.

by Cindermints January 22, 2009

flamer

flamer(1)- a person who smokes large amounts of weed or does any kind of drugs at one time.

flamer(2)-a very VERY gay person.

flamer(3)-pothead.

(1)"man, you wanna go FLAME it up tonight?, ca'mon lets go be flamer of the year."

(2)"dude, look at that guy rubbing up on that dude, whata flamer."

(3)"whata flamer."

by BRCS flamer October 2, 2009

Cotton Farmer

1; A derogatory term used to describe a black person; in reference to the historical cotton picking forced upon African slaves.


2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.


3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.

Example 1;

Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"

White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"


Example 2;

Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."

Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"


Example 3;

Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"

Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"

by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 14, 2003