Grandma

Your mom’s mother or your dad’s mother. It’s usually their job to babysit their grandkids every weekend and all school breaks so that the parents can go outside.

1. Girl I gotta drop these kids off to their grandma so we can go outside this weekend

by YourFaveKi December 5, 2021

Grandma

The poopests of poops

I have I had grandma in diaper

by Colman 54 January 26, 2020

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

emme's grandma

smoked for 40 years, the majority of her life. later, after quitting, she sadly passed away due to lung cancer.

you should quit smoking sooner than emme's grandma did.

by meepmeep420 May 11, 2019

Grandma

(noun) someone who is old

Keep calm, even tho your almost a grandma.

by your mom’s a ho October 8, 2022

Nice 64, Grandma!

In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.

*elderly woman drives Impala*
Me: nice 64, grandma!
Her: thanks, sonny!

by CashMoneyK420 February 20, 2023