National flirt day

National flirt day, talk spicy to a loved one or send risky text on November 29th

"HEY did yk it November 29th?"

Oh i got to text my girl, it's national flirt day!"

by Hamburger2025 November 29, 2024

Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

suicidal flirting

When two people that want to off themselves hit on each other in a suicidal tone.

Random person 1: Hey me and this chick have been suicidal flirting
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see

Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”

by Misery__ January 31, 2025

Class Flirt

Tamaki Suou (Suoh) from Ouran High School Host Club.

The class flirt, Tamaki Suou (Suoh) hit on that blue eyed blonde from Benibara academy last week during the culture fest.

by Viscount Druitt March 2, 2026

Turtle Flirting

When you, or someone else, has to poop so bad that it’s starting to poke out and you must force it back in. This activates an uncomfortable dance while you try to get to a toilet before it’s too late.

My corgi won’t go potty until she finds the perfect spot. She’s been turtle-flirting for five minutes.

Wait, don’t start the dungeon! I gotta shit, I’ve been turtle flirting that whole time.

by Notfasava April 6, 2026

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.Swag.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025