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finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
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Final Destinationed

Being Final Destinationed is when you or somebody else gets killed in a freak accident after cheating death
He just got Final Destinationed
by Taeman June 5, 2024
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
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Finals

Fuck
I
Never
Actually
Learn't
Shit
Finals are soon.
by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
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The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex
Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!
by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018
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Roxy Carpark Final Boss

One who is deemed the GOD OF SEX and the sole defender of the Roxy Carpark
Person 1: Yo Roxy Carpark Final Boss we’re going for takhaan break u coming?
Roxy: Nah I’m good chief
by Unbeatable Texture April 28, 2024
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Final Explosion

Hym "Yeah, that's not a threat. FINAL EXPLOSION!!!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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