Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008

Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse

Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours

by Bufferhead May 30, 2011

Feeding the Rhino

a metaphore for the act of doing some sexual act to a womanizing man whore that has a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues. ussually resulting in the womanizing man whore with a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues to exclaim the phrase "WOW... what a great audience!"

Guy 1: "did you here about (insert girls name)?"

Guy2: "no... wait, was she Feeding the Rhino?"

Guy1: "WOW!"

by A Clockwork Apple December 6, 2011

Mixed feelings

Going through a list of fetish porn and thinking "what the actual fuck" but still jerking off to it.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go watch a movie tonight?
Person 2: Idk man, mixed feelings.

by Mafrans December 2, 2017

feeling like a buck fifty

When you feel pretty crappy, shitty or hungover. The opposite of feeling like a million bucks.

Man! After drinking until six in the morning, I was sure feeling like a buck fifty at work today!

by chrislamma February 7, 2010

Fleming

A person who lives in Flanders (the northern region of Belgium) or whose ethnic roots come from Flanders.

Jan speaks Dutch very well, because he is a Fleming.

by Les aveux du garcon August 15, 2016

Feeding the horse

The act of losing fingers while fingering a vagina

Chris: What happened to Mikes hand?
Niel: He was feeding the horse.
Chris: who's?

Niel: Your mom's.

by RickyBobby69 February 10, 2015