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Family Guy

The greatest show in the history of television

In 1999, a man by the name of seth macfarlane was chosen to fulfill the prophecy of a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us laugh and cry.
So out of the blue, there came family guy. Whether you watch it high, sober, background noise, or paying attention, it's the funniest fucking thing ever
He's Our Family Guy!
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Xanny family

when a group of young teens does xanax in their school's bathroom
me: hey xanny family lets chill during first lunch
them: okay who has it

me: I do, let's meet
by allupinmypussyboiiiiiii March 30, 2019
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family shower

When drew Gardiner showers with his dad
A family shower is when you shower with your dad
“Hey dad it’s drew, wanna take a shower felt a little stink today!”
by Macone_gaypride March 2, 2023
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Holy Family

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by Lauren January 19, 2004
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Family Guy

1. Hilarious Fox animated show about a family (the Griffins). The main characters consist of Peter Griffin- a fat caucasian man with mental retardation. He used to mainly work on a toy factory, fishing boat, and now at the Pattucket Brewery.
Lois Griffin- Peter's wife, works at home. She is sometimes the voice of reason and is obsessed with sex.
Meg Griffin- Peter's unattractive and despised daughter.
Chris Griffin- 13-year old kid who is slightly smarter than his dad, Peter
Stewie Griffin- Intelligent talking baby with goals to conquer the Earth and kill his mother. (becomes gay later on).
Brian- funny talking dog with a sarcastic sense of humor. (becomes a jackass later on).

2. Same show after 2006 where the funny cartoon is suddenly transformed into a very succesful propaganda against religion, abstinence, America, and supports abortions and marijuana.
The comedy for the show has become secondary to the biased propaganda message the show is trying to get through to young people. The show has lost quality and people against it had been sterotyped as dogmatic Christians. It is now a successful attempt for Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy's creator) to control American society.
1. Who's your favorite character in Family Guy?
2. Marijuana must be legalized because Family Guy says so, Heil MacFarlane!
by USA COD fan November 3, 2009
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rainbow family

A group of people who pretend to be hippies each during the fourth of July. They illegally gather in pristine wilderness areas in gatherings of 20,000 people or more. These gatherings frequently devastate the immediate environment and destroy endangered plant species. Rainbow family latrines commonly contaminate water sources near their gathering sites. Despite having stolen much of their ideology from First Nations peoples, they routinely ignore tribal elders requests for them not to gather on sacred native areas. Though they claim not to have any well-defined beliefs, rainbow family participants are something of a monoculture. Likewise, though they are called the rainbow family, there is much less ethnic diversity than one might think. Like the primitive cultures they appear to mimic, rainbow family society tends to expect women to do much more of the labor that makes their festivals possible than men. Despite all the talk of spirit and love and other nebulous concepts, they think little of stealing from outsiders if money runs short.
Oh my god, there's going to be a Rainbow Family gathering near here this year. We need new locks.
by Gerbil 990990624 February 26, 2011
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family love

When the members are all into incest.
daughter: "I love my mom...her and I like to go out for ice cream together and then go on the swan ride."
by loco asshole February 7, 2005
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