Thomas The Wank Engine
Thomas The Wank Engine by randomshit123 February 27, 2018
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Thomas the tank engine
Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.
Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.
He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.
He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*
Thomas the tank engine by aeaeaeeaeaexd April 23, 2021
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