emptyko

such a moss football fusion player that catches every body omega oooo

Emptyko caught body omega and everybody screams O

by Emptyko May 9, 2021

Employtitution

To give an employee a promotion in there job title but keep them at the same pay rate. You are prostituting them out. Employtitution.

They made Johnny Assistant Manger but they didn't give him a raise he's just another Employtitution, give him more work and responsibilities but keep him at the same pay rate.

by Bgdicdav69 May 10, 2021

employment consultant

Experts in employment who advise businesses on how to create the best possible employee experience for their team in order to create happier employment. This includes coaching and advising on topics such as EDI, culture, engagement, fair process, leadership and management, recruitment, onboarding, communication, performance management, vision and purpose. An employment consultant may utilise tools such as surveys and employee interviews, carry out workshops and support companies in strategy design, process design, through to recruiting top talent. The ability to execute an exemplary recruitment process and create happier employment is facilitated by the initial thorough examination of the company's employee experience. Armed with this information, and the company taking progressive steps to improve their employee experience, an employment consultant can successfully source diverse talent who would thrive within a company's particular environment.

We need an employment consultant to advise us on how to improve our culture and employee experience.

by Scottishhappinessbird June 15, 2021

emptylacroixcans

Cool tiktok creator , famous for lacroix and pink cowboy hat !! super funny and cool !

omg did you see emptylacroixcans on ur fyp!?!

by wowyeahwow June 27, 2021

Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.

"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"

by MadLadChan June 28, 2021

Empty Child

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.

Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?

by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021

empt

a fat fuck who drinks until he passes out

Gross, hes such an empt

by gamerboyxxxx08 November 5, 2021