wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 9, 2014

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.

Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.

by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

Eggs Tingling

A pleasant prickling sensation felt in the ovaries piqued by cultural and procreational stimuli, especially but not limited to crossing the border into ones ancestral homeland.

"Are your eggs tingling?" - she asked as her family crossed the border into Croatia for the first time.

by icemomma June 19, 2021

lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.

I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.

by Real_Spen November 17, 2018