Facebook murder

Facebook murder is to delete someone from your facebook friends list.

Facebook: Delete this person from your friends list? Person: muhahaha yesss facebook murder haha

by Marthaw138 June 22, 2009

Facebook Finisher

this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.

for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.

by tom humphrey October 19, 2009

facebook whore

when your girlfriend who supposedly loves you, continually and repeatedly flirts with other boy's on facebook. when confronted on this, she giggles and plays dumb....

some wanker: so i just thought id add u if thats cool wiv u??? u look rele nice and i just wanted to get to know u betta....

what my girlfriend should have said: i suppose its ok if u add me, tho i have a boyfriend who i love and could never replace...so theres no chance of anything happening.

my girlfriends actual response: yeah thats cool, du add all the fit girls like me lol ;-) how comes u think im nice? everyone thinks im mean lol lol :-P

me: facebook whore....

by dario lyo September 30, 2007

Facebook Pimpin

The act of meeting people using Facebook applications with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.

Jason spent all night facebook pimpin and has girls lined up around the world.

by Busta Bus October 9, 2008

Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.

Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.

by McChaff May 11, 2009

Facebook Offed

Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.

"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."

by randothefungiman November 9, 2009

Facebook Enabler

A person who responds in a Tony Robbins-esque way to blatant posts for sympathy

poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me?

facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!

by kellygirl2968 August 18, 2010