Dutze

An extremely large male ass.

Dude, you have a huge dutze...I can set a cup on that dutze.

by JKC1980 May 7, 2008

Dutchman

A person of Dutch descent

Do you know Willem Humes?

Yeah, the dutchman, right?

by What's a dutchman? January 5, 2011

Dutch

a brand of cigar, Dutch Master, commonly used in rolling blunts

Yo, I gotta go pick up a Dutch before we roll this shit

by Chez Dizzle June 11, 2003

dutch babies

also known as a german pancake.
a type of pancake that is shaped like a bowl and made from a light batter. can be eaten as a breakfast or dessert.

Let's make some dutch babies for dessert.

by mysterybakingwoman April 10, 2010

Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet

Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?

by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010

Dutch Holocaust

The act of passing silent-but-deadly gas in a crowded elevator and then pressing the emergency stop button.

A few seconds after Dan pressed the emergency stop button, the elevator passengers realized in horror that they were trapped in a Dutch Holocaust.

by danterrycol July 30, 2011

Dutch Kitchen

The extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.

Also known as a shit lockdown.

Feel free to try this at home ya'll!

Person 1: Dude, there's a huge spider in the bathroom!

Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?

Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!

by Sydanda Nargel October 13, 2011