Ding-Dong

a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.

person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 10, 2021

ding dong

A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.

“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”

by surfergal January 12, 2019

Dong li

Bearded white man who runs a sex slave service.

Can you link me up with Dong li in Irvine?

by 1320horn November 22, 2016

Hong Dong

Having an extremely small penis

This guy I was dating had a bad case of Hong Dong

by Wildbell88 October 04, 2018

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp March 23, 2016

xiong dong

When an Asian for some reason has a long penis. Also could mean when an Asian dickslaps a baseball about 4000 ft.

Dang that hit was a xiong dong.

by Bigboy12340987 March 08, 2016