by Rawr6942011 December 10, 2021
by surfergal January 12, 2019
Can you link me up with Dong li in Irvine?
by 1320horn November 22, 2016
Having an extremely small penis
by Wildbell88 October 04, 2018
A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.
by lifeless_derp March 23, 2016
When an Asian for some reason has a long penis. Also could mean when an Asian dickslaps a baseball about 4000 ft.
by Bigboy12340987 March 08, 2016
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016