Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with

Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday

by Rawr6942011 December 10, 2021

ding dong

A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.

“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”

by surfergal January 12, 2019

Dong li

Bearded white man who runs a sex slave service.

Can you link me up with Dong li in Irvine?

by 1320horn November 22, 2016

dong fondeler

A dong fondeler is someone who touches them self inappropriately during class.

Me: hey look eddies at it again
Phil: oh Yeh he is definitely a dong fondeler

by Sammy swag Lad January 26, 2014

Dong Pound

A place where many men are located against their will.

Hey Scruber lets go find some babes, this place is turning into a Dong Pound.

by Slippyslip December 09, 2010

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp March 23, 2016

Hong Dong

Having an extremely small penis

This guy I was dating had a bad case of Hong Dong

by Wildbell88 October 04, 2018