dolan twins

the hottest fucking boys ever

wow hes hot that looks like the dolan twins

by dolantwins love April 8, 2019

Five-dollar Footlong

An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:

Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!

Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.

Thank you for your time.

by MuigiKalash January 29, 2009

dollar theater

a strip club

me: What are you doing tonight?
my friend: I'm going to the dollar theater, you coming?
me: Hell yeah

by JGuy The Great! March 23, 2011

Dolan Twins

the greatest human beings to step foot on this planet. the sweetest, most caring, beautiful, purest, and amazing people.

Those Dolan Twins are so hot and caring, they are my whole word and they deserve it too.

by gimme.dolans January 22, 2018

ten dollar punch

Punching someone with a roll of quarters in your fist.

That bum asked me for a quarter, so I gave him a ten dollar punch.

by pintslayer December 20, 2010

20 DollA RocK

Side definition - 50 cent crack dealer: the smartest anal cavity there ever was.

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

Dolan Fandom

The best fandom and family out there. Not only do they support each other, they STAN the Dolan Twins. They know that whatever the Dolan Twins do they will be supportive, and not criticize. They know that it's their life and that they shouldn't spread hate. If you are in the Dolan Fandom you will know because your family and friends are annoyed by you talking about them so much.

"Holy fuck, I stan the Dolan twins"
"WILL YOU EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!?"
"Nahhhh, I'm in the Dolan Fandom for life!"

by ddino October 2, 2018