Morning Dewey

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.

by Ola G. October 20, 2010

DEWK

Acronym for Desire experience Will and Knowledge. Thought of as a substitute in the academic world for actually skill or practice.

Dude, we can win this contest- we've got the DEWK!
I can try to will a pony to materialize in front of me, but no matter how much DEWK I have it won't happen.

by Allen Roy November 15, 2005

dewberry

tool, douche

I do not want to deal with that dewberry, he thinks he is hot but he really is not!

by donna banana October 15, 2010

dewww

a word similar to, 'just kidding'.

"Your mom is hot, dewww!"

by Eddie Black, dewww! January 4, 2008

dewar

from the Gaelic ‘Deoireach’, meaning ‘pilgrim’

"Dewar" can be used as first or surname

by zulu - zero alpha February 6, 2010

Dewberry

A stupid person. Completely useless, someone who is a failure.
An all around peice of shit, a common sense retarded without the common sense.

Get your shit together you fucking dewberry.
Stop fucking everything up you dewberry.
Q.How many dewberries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None, they'd all get too stressed and walk out.

by DeadEyeDim July 13, 2018

deweys

A nonsense word used as a gotcha to others. Generally a great cause of annoyance. Common usage includes saying something too fast to understand, then saying "Deweys" after the person says says "What?"

Person 1: Hey are you going to the (incomprehensible word)?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Deweys.

by yousaidwhatdeweys January 23, 2009