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crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
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flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
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crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
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Crystal girl

Savannahs such a crystal girl
by Bob _ the_builder December 15, 2021
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crystal ball

Technically it means a prediction for the future. I seen gamers use it for explaining that nobody knows what time you will need to upgrade you hardware. That OR sometimes to mock someone that is asking a question about something nobody knows yet involving tech/gaming stuff.
yes, the 2060 has enough VRAM for 1440P gaming, the "future-proofing" cannot be answered. Of course, this is partly because there simply is no crystal ball out there that sees the future.

Your average PC supremacist - Games are becoming more graphically demanding. Who knows if the 3070 is enough for 1440p/100+ fps in the future. In a short time, you might have to run medium to low settings and its only 8gb of VRAM. Its not like we have a crystal ball to tell us, plus, future proofing isn't a real thing.
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Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
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