Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

crotch lion

A dandelion that has landed on the crotch of an unsuspecting victim (naturally or unnaturally) who, needless to say, looks ridiculous and sometimes festive.

Crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarrassing.

What were you doing while I was asleep? Why do I have so many crotch lions!?

Why didn't you tell me I had crotch lions? I hope no one saw them.

Dude, I totally just crotch lioned you!

by nosiven May 8, 2008

Fajita Crotch

When a woman has a messy vaginal area resembling the contents of a fajita (meat, peppers, onions, grease, etc.).

The jumbled excess of a loose or disorganized pussy.

After having 6 kids, Tami had a total fajita crotch.

by Fajita Crotch January 6, 2011

dusty crotch

An old lady you don't like, or one that is a total bitch. A sand-papery vagina!

That lady has a dusty crotch. She is a dusty old crotch

by pornprincess237 May 26, 2009

Crotch Hot

1) Food that is so spicy it makes even your crotch sweat.

2) To describe unusually hot weather

3) Used to describe an extremely attractive person

**For those who are inclined to be politically correct, one can substitute C.H.

Man, that thai food was Crotch Hot!
Wow, 100 degrees?? that's Crotch Hot!
Holy hell, that girl/guy is Crotch Hot! Grrrrr.

by CH Creator April 30, 2011

crotch gravel

genital herpes, genital warts, razorburn, and varoius other bumpy growths on ones crotch area.

that guy that tried to hook up with me last night had crotch gravel!!

by Ms. Bitch Plays Rough October 2, 2009

crotch mullet

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003