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Crank-Slut

A toothless whore who loves to trade gummies for meth
Tiffany is such a crank-slut
by RedHotSpicy July 17, 2024
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Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male
What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam
by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024
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Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024
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Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
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Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “
Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……
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Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.
Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?
by jodawg6 April 11, 2025
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cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
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