crank house

A house that nobody knows whos house it really is. Can be used for traphousing, parties, and any possible reason.

Tyrone - Yo where you going
Daquan - Im going to the crank house my nigga, Imma get fucked up.

by Gamerr94941 June 7, 2016

Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items

You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024

Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2020

Crank 'n' Drank

Crank on some Code, Drink alcohol while doing it. Typically for the purpose of furthering a business.

We really need to consolidate the databases. Looking forward to Crank 'n' Drank when we have the time to do it!

by tgfoot February 22, 2015

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022

Crank

A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell

by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021