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creed cooper

by a man of mystery August 4, 2021
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Cooper loves kaelynn more

It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is
by 69696969686968 May 6, 2019
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Cooper

I tall dude with blue eyes. Usually into sports. Can be spelled Cooper or Couper and can be a bit of a jerk. Every now and again he can have a twin, and Coopers better watch their steps. Coopers are also real good around people like Giannas. If your a Cooper be kind. Coopers can also be extremely funny though.
I my god, did Cooper just yell at her again!
Cooper is so funny, but jeez he's so mean....
by randompanda76 November 8, 2021
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Cooper

Cooper well most known for being the name of a lovable dog can also be the name of the type of guy made to be a golden retriever boyfriend.

He’s sweet, funny, smart, cozy, and content with being a homebody. Because of his comfortable nature and physical touch love language he loves being with people. This means he has a difficult time being without a girlfriend and moves on quickly after breakups but deeply enjoys being in a long term relationship where he feels safe, and makes it his mission to make a woman feel like she has someone to rely on and cares deeply for her safety. He is capable of making people feel welcome into every conversation, able to talk to anyone from different types of people groups and find common ground.
He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
Cooper made me feel so loved.

Cooper deserves all the happiness the world has to offer.
by Happlily November 24, 2021
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peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
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Cooper

It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.
If you say call somebody cooper then they will get offended.
by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023
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Cooper Starbucks

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022
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