ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 06, 2020

Co-orange

A trump supporter

He is such a co-orange

by Yay Biden won fuck u trump November 16, 2020

co-third-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-3C-in-law.

My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021

co-god

slang for grandma

Person 1: Yas discord user is co-god yas, which means they are grandma yas!

Person 2: really? that’s so cool 😎

by jxliakvn June 14, 2021

CO Empire

A group of codependent men who wear eyeliner to seem mysterious to woman.

ZY “The Kevin kids wearing a dress”
- “such a fucking CO”
CO Empire

by ZY Empire July 20, 2020

co za asy

One simple sentence to describe any video

A:hey bro did u see the new video?
B:yeah
A:co za asy!!!

by Define urself!!!! March 11, 2011

Co Za Asy

"Co za asy" translates from Polish as "how ace". Google Translate gives you "what aces", but go figure. In other words, it's being used sarcastically in the face of an epic fail.

Guy 1: "Was he just throwing his couch through the window in his underwear?"

Guy 2: "Co Za Asy!"

by .//Gonz March 06, 2011