cowman232

amazing youtuber that loves to eat fucking pickles and slap people with purple dildos

hey did you see cowman232 he slapped my mom with his purple dildo i wanted him to sign my pizza

by thefishthatlivesinyourtits January 8, 2014

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

commander gamer

Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.

"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"

by itsthecrazyfangirlway October 31, 2015

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

CommanderPen

say something and i will write it!

whatever just use the CommanderPen!

by PandaPurple1212 December 10, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017

commandoholic

Someone who becomes addicted to not wearing underwear

Wow, Katie hasn't worn underwear in a week, shes become a commandoholic!

by laugh...out...loud February 1, 2017