Cleaners Surprise

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.

"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."

by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009

Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.

Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.

by uncle lester July 23, 2010

tuttar cleavage

synonymous with Camel toe , outline of pussy seen through clothing

That bikini shows her tuttar cleavage !

by old dude46 November 20, 2010

West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.

Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.

by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010

armpit cleavage

The result of wearing a tight shirt or dress that causes the fleshy area between the breast and the armpit to be pushed up and spill over the garment

She should not be wearing that tube top it gives her massive amounts of armpit cleavage

by .m. April 29, 2006

Cleveland Steamer

cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it

if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci

by craps onur April 25, 2004

Cleaveland Catapult

This is preformed by a male having anal sex with his partner doggy-style. The male removes his penis from the anus trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the penis. Next he pulls the penis back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. Usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. Extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (Caution: Eye shots can cause pink eye.)

Jake Steed: Last night was awesome I cleaveland catapulted this girl and hit both eyes

by Trav-O March 1, 2008