1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.
2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
Speaker: "how did you go to the wrong airline when we have the exact same flight....? Classic Fairman!"
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by jlzd May 2, 2014
Get the stony classic mug.Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence
Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth
Matt: *silence
Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth
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Get the Classic Matt mug.A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.
A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.
A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.
Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.
Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.
Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.
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Black people might be fucking up country music, classical Greek history, and Nascar racing as much as white people fucked up the blues, rap, jazz, and African history, but at least they are getting even, and that's the point isn't it?
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