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Christopher

He is a kind boy and cares about everything,he likes grils that have pretty eyes and his type is chubby grils like for example names like melany.
Chris:Christopher is a cool and likes to keep it chill
by Chrisjr August 28, 2020
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Christoph Hayhae

Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.
Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
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Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.
by NickM808 September 18, 2017
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Christopher

He is a caring guy that loves the girl Theresa because she is really cute pretty and funny and caring she makes him laugh when he needs it
Christopher Love's theresa because she is cute pretty and funny
by Sjkdbdjdn June 9, 2019
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Christopher Flores

Christopher Flores is the best person in the world, he's perfect in every way and I'm so lucky to have met him
"Nobody is perfect"
"Christopher Flores is"
"Shit you're right"
by Webingo November 28, 2021
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Christopher Rutter

A CCT paramedic who pukes on cardiac arrests.
by rutter4l June 13, 2021
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