Black Chicago

The part of Chicago with High Unemployment, Lots of Drugs and hundreds of murders each year.

I live in Chicago, but not Black Chicago, so its cool brah. Don't worry, we won't get shot at my local Starbucks

by Expose By Prose January 26, 2017

Chicago Cubs

A baseball team best known for losing and playing in the world's largest gay bar. A franchise with the third biggest market and an inflated payroll, the teams has failed since 1908. Their fans prefer to blame a goat, a cat, and a Bartman for the team's failure rather than simply admitting one hundred years of disgrace. Every team has a bad century right?

Bro 1: Bro, you wanna watch the Chicago Cubs try to play baseball today?

Bro 2: Naw bro, my butt never healed from the last time I went to Wrigley!

Bro 1: Good point! Besides, winning in October is overrated anyways.

by happyg123456 May 10, 2009

Chicagologly

Someone who studies Chicagoans and their habits, or the Chicago area.

I recieved my degree in Chicagologly from the University!!

by brahm2 October 15, 2003

chicagoan

a person from the spectacular city of Chicago. A resident. Someone who knows how to party , work , and enjoy skyscrapers.

chicagoans come from chicago(aka chitown)

by chicago nikki February 13, 2005

Chicago Towelbomb

When a woman is beat with a sheet full of poop.

During the act of sex, a man takes a dump. He proceeds to take the sheet the dump is in and wraps the dump up, takes the sheet and beats the girls with the sheet of poop. Hence it's like a Chicago TowelBomb of crap, works especially well in Chicago.

by Walleye King October 23, 2007

Chicago Fire

Quite frankly the worst soccer team in the world. Known for both their poor style of play and poor sportsmanship.

"My son's peewee team played well today. They would crush the Chicago Fire."

by fireman2012 September 16, 2012

Chicago-style

that means in the BUTT!!!

I tried to do my girl chicago-style last night and she loved every minute of it!

by nigdude July 20, 2010