Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

ben carrington-peters

The most annoying guys on earth. Will do anything to be right and is a Leo-

Guy- “Omg look it’s Ben carrington-peters! don’t talk to him he’ll bite your face of with his arrogant words”

Guy2- “ he must be a Leo, ugh I hate them”

by Has.sssy May 22, 2021

Onion carriage

When your testicles have a sour onion like smell.

Man I have a real bad case of onion carriage right now!

by Roy McHebroid June 22, 2021

The Carrie

Flinging the blood from a used maxi pad or bloody tampon in someone’s face

He wanted to have sex and wouldn’t leave me alone so I gave him the Carrie

by Eugene sharon December 27, 2021

Josh Carrillo

He got a fat ass and a big heart! Don't mess with this foo cause you gonna get you beat your ass if you dom. He may be size 5 but he got wears fucking heat from stock x solamente. He a real as mofo and loyal asf. He's got hella bars and he's usually hard. Straight out the 425, you can catch him geekin off the mud.

Friend: Hey Josh! Try these tacos de berria.
Josh: Mmmmmm the flavors are melting on my tongue!

Josh Carrillo: Just wiped that whole squad! My grandma's titties are saggy!
Walli: Uhhhhhhhh he's going to gloat about this all day!

by Teddy201 April 3, 2022

George carriageway

George carriageway is a dimension in the road.

It is situated in between two lanes sometimes four.

To which if one happen to become of it they shall enter a little world of imagination and only the real gs know about this. So if you’re a real mf g out there you feel me.

Love you always my pop punk princess xx

“HEY BRO, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THR WORLD OF IMAGINATION IN THE LAND OF GEORGE CARRIAGEWAY”

“wtf dude”

by Teamsleep June 21, 2022

josh carrington

josh carrington is the most alpha male you will ever meet in ur your life, he is famous for being the most solid person in morecambe and being friends with chazhamps. do not go anywhere near this man because he has a history of stealing peoples gyal and snorting anything in sight.

josh carrington is lenger then rueben spencer

by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022