I can't believe it's not butter

is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.

"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."

Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!

by prosebrosproductions June 19, 2010

you can't do that

a statement used before the classic;
THIS DICK!, or DIS DICK!

'excuse me, you can't do that'
'do what?'
'THIS DICK!'

by breet, October 20, 2008

i can't dance

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?

Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!

by CatherineInRock February 27, 2004

i-can't spell

definition one: When you type so fast on your iPhone that things get misspelled and you don't notice till right before you tap "send"

definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.

Dude I rolled so hard on the floor at that!

What?

No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.

by That smart kid in your class February 15, 2010

I can't help you there

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.

Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....

by OlaDoraBootsAteMeOut January 28, 2020

i can't sweat that

"that" is not important enough for me to get upset about it

"that" is not a high enough priority to do something about it

"These are not the napkins I wanted. Go to the store and get the ones I wanted."

"I can't sweat that. They'll be here soon and I need to start barbecuing."

by L Davidson April 26, 2006

blackjack can't take back

to win at what you say by having a better wording or number of things right about what you have said

I had to tell them they got that right and that it was a blackjack can't take back

by Mr. Blackjack July 11, 2010