cake show

The gratuitous display of a particularly unkempt homosexual male's anal region. This region includes the cornhole and the taint. Due to the bugger's abhorence of hygiene, a cake or patty typically coagulates consisting of fecal matter, semen in various stages of decomposition, saliva -some, his own-, dirty hemoglobin, lubricant, sweat, stray pubic hairs, powder - medicated and/or ground club drugs, and lint and/or miniscule cotton fibers from rarely-worn underpants. The "show" is usually demanded by hyper-aggressive peers at a sweet sausage party otherwise known as a gathering of gay males.

"Randy is so impressionable. It doesn't take much prodding to get him to give us all a cake show."

by shit taster August 2, 2009

Cake N' It

When a person generates or possesses alot of dough/cake/money hense that person is cake n' it.

is that john whippin that new 6, he must be cake n' it

by ShortBusWindowLicker April 15, 2012

cake off

masturbation involving a cake

Dude I've been so horny I had to cake off

by Master Jaxs February 15, 2010

cake-can

A prison bitch; one who takes it in the ass. Possibly derived from the Marilyn Manson song "Cake And Sodomy."

"Yo, nigga! I'll pack dat cake-can's sweet lil' ass!"

by Shannon Lang December 1, 2006

Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 June 12, 2011

cake brownie

a person who is insecure or crumbly.

"dude is softer than a cake brownie."

"leave it to leonard to turn all cake brownie and make shit awkward."

"why you gotta get all cake brownie on me? do i look like i give a napkin?!"

by dorathexplora December 25, 2011

Cake Gravy

Additional "raw" cake batter served as a side dish with a slice of cake. Cake Gravy is used to enhance existing flavor and also to soften up cake that may have started to go stale. Cake Gravy can be matched to the flavor of the cake (chocolate Cake Gravy on chocolate cake) or mixed to form new and exciting flavor combinations.

My birthday was last week but this cake is still good with a little extra cake gravy!

by GT/RD/BH October 16, 2012