Bretton

A twink who has a small penis, gets no bitches, and is the gayest boy you will ever meet. He also probably dresses like Steve from Blues Clues, consistently rocking a striped sweater with the classic white collar.

"Who's the twink over there with the small penis?"
"Oh, that's Bretton!"

by Swaggety69 September 22, 2024

Brittany Leeanne Probst

Tha baddest non-binary person on the earth; hails for Kentucky. Copyright BMI... My name no one else will be named my name.

Brittany Leeanne Probst copyrighted her lyrics and also her name.

by Amuze Tha Clown February 10, 2025

Briston

Briston is a stupid little chink boy that should jump off of a fucking cliff also did i mention that i hate niggers nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

I fucking hate Briston

by itouchmyselftoisaiahscarboroug June 29, 2025

Brittany

A country between England and France. Or so I have heard. The other definition is a female, who likes to get goofy. Don't know a ton about her yet, but definitely hot and acts like one of the guys. Guaranteed Brittany has traveled on the planet faster than you. She hates burns worse than tooth aches. Just because she doesn't fuck all the time doesn't mean she doesn't fuck, and FUCK GOOD. Or so I have heard. Maybe I'll find out for myself. Maybe. Anyways, she has a great sense of humor. And is not afraid to speak her mind. She's a gambler, who cashes out. Knows a lot of people, almost all of them are much much older then her, but she fits in with them like a real OG. That's about it so far.

It's really hard to not kiss Brittany when giving her a goofy

by Vincent TyrSon October 12, 2025

Brittney T.

Brittney T. Sweet and nice at first, but then u sleep with her sister and she freaks out when you weren't even dating or in an actual relationship. Claims she'll give head and never does. Brings anxiety and stress to her daily drama and self created chaos. Is never at fault for a damn thing she does. Needs to grow up and take accountability for herself. She has the ability to be cool but chooses not to. Has insecurities because of her guilty conscious. Expresses underlying mental health issues on a daily basis. She failed charm school. Claims to be a saint but hasn't seen the inside of any church. Needs love but pushes it away due to fear of rejection. Doesn't understand how to love or be loved. Scared of real people. Loves to fight, argue, and be negative every day of the week. BRITTNEY....DAMN IT......FUCKKKK......STRESS IS HER GAME

Brittney T. I sucked at life, I'd be a "brittney"....

Brittney isn't bad, she's terrible. Brittney badlucked me yet again. Pray for her
.......

by HONEST&NOBLE.100 October 30, 2025

Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.

We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.

by kayyfawst March 17, 2011

Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.

Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!

by whatabutthole August 3, 2015