Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow March 12, 2016

gorge bread

Gorge bread means a dosser or non gypsy/travler

Cody and Ashton are gorge bread dins

by 448_r November 21, 2020

Bread Burmp

Street name for ketamine when insufflated and not applied in IV/IM formats

Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp

by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009

meat and bread

slang for the receiving of a penis for money

shannon took my meat and bread for 30 fucking bucks.

by bigkuntrykane December 25, 2008