Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019

Microwave bread

The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls

Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!

by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019

gralic bread

its like normal garlic bread but heavenly

bob: try some gralic bread terry
Terry: ah its probably badOOHOJMLMOMOMMHGHGHGHHHYGHGH *dies*

by cocoman33 June 10, 2018

dead bread

Being serious

Another word for deadass

I’m being Fucking dead bread dude

by Niggazinpariz October 24, 2017

Bread Digger

One who insists on digging down the loaf of sliced bread toward the centre in an attempt to get the freshest, usually resulting in the last few slices of the loaf tasting like cardboard.

Will you stop being a bread digger, I just went to get a slice and it's drier than Shipman's patient list.

by Sparktric May 9, 2017

Sidewalk bread

Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.

I really love that Chicago sidewalk bread !!

by Oneoffourfourskins May 13, 2017

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017