Brandon Queue

When you queue with Brandon Jackson

Let’s get that Brandon Queue going, I need to make it back to Silver 3

by BrandonJackson August 12, 2022

Brandon :)

Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.

‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’

by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022

Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."

by 8487 September 2, 2022

brandon randolph hack

my dad

brandon randolph hack is my dad

by asdlkasdj2zxsad September 10, 2022

Brandon Bertini Sins

The Ultimate Rizz God. Has the most unspoken rizz, but is confused for being gay because he never uses his rizz. Can bag all the females. Has a massive schlong and is JACKED. He created the universe's best creature, the plateosaururs . All the women want him, and also the men. Will always help you when you're STUCK.

Brandon Bertini Sins stole my wife, please help.

by NiggerWhipperDickRipper October 14, 2022

Brandons Mother

Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤

Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf

by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022