bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.

Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawker s.

by Kspesh July 11, 2007

Bone donut

Another word for a woman's cervix.

I rammed my giant dick into Jerri Ann's bone donut.

by Tittymnstr September 24, 2017

Bone Spurious

{Not just false or inauthentic, but the exact opposite of what is being claimed}

{Claims that Mexico will pay for the wall are Bone Spurious at best}

by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

bone droop

The loss of an erection or overall sexual arousal due to the sudden visual of a hideous looking individual. Usually occurs when trolling through craigslist personals section. Should be accompanied by a "wah waah" horn sound in the background.

"Ugh, I was trolling the Craigslist casual encounters, clicked on a chicks ad, took one look at her, and had immediate bone droop."

by Elusiveunicorn69 October 18, 2014

Bone Vault

another word for pussy

Damn! her bone vault is loose

by SUper FINger October 16, 2008

Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.

Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.

by Buck Jay June 21, 2021

Bones and stones

Cemetery

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.

by Blaze Mindbend November 17, 2019