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Floor Boarding

A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.
I totally floor boarded you sister last night!

After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...
Floor Boarding by JILLIAN JIGGS August 29, 2009
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boardy barn 

Is a location in Hampton Bays open Memorial Day to labor only on sundays where people get really drunk and put stickers on everything, its a very popular attraction for everybody that’s not a local, locals see it as a place for citidoits to go. It’s under this big tent and everybody gets booze, but you can also bring in your own booze.
Did you get drunk over at the boardy barn this weekend?
boardy barn by Starbucks_bae June 10, 2018

San Boardedwindow 

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.
Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.
San Boardedwindow by pnistico August 20, 2010

Bardiology 

Girl- Okkkrrrrrrrt
Girl 2- What the hell was that?
Girl- Bardiology Cardi’s language✊🏾
Bardiology by Wakandà¥foeefah November 20, 2019

GameFAQs message boards 

The heroin of the internet, bad, but so addicting. Full of pervs, trolls, suck-ups and general assholes.
Standard GameFAQs topic:

Poster 1: Guys, I neede your help. My parents are in hospital, and I feel bad that I wasn't there for them.
Poster 2: CRAAAWLIGN IEN MYYY SKIIINN
Poster 3: lolwtf ur agnstie u shud lissn 2 NFG n cut ur wrizts 2 Gud Charlett!!!111
Poster 4: OMG U MISSPELL'D 1 WURD GO AWEY U TORLL!!111111!!!1
Poster 5: This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator
Poster 6: gawd ur suech a troell WTF?!111
Poster 7: did u seckz em in ohspitel??!?!?!//11
Poster 8: ur paerentz desirv 2 dye cuz tehy made u OLOLOLLLOLLOLO!!!11
Poster 1: Um, OK, you guys reading this should learn that asking for serious advice on GameFAQs would be the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your life.
GameFAQs message boards by VCK June 27, 2005

GameFAQs Message Boards 

Yeah. It's basically hell in internet form. GameFAQs Moderators suspend you for voicing your opinion. The dictator, CJayC, is an asshole who can't even create an original "Poll of the Day" and ends up recycling them like paper. The gaming boards are runned down with fanboys and trolls, while the social boards are just full of immature fags. Please. Save yourself time and your life by never going here.
GameFAQs is the work of Satan and an asshole named CJayC.

boardwalkhotelphobia 

the uncontrollable fear in monopoly of landing on boardwalk when somebody else has built a hotel on the property
steve: uhh its your turn, joe
joe: STOP! dont push me... im beginning to get a severe case of boardwalkhotelphobia
boardwalkhotelphobia by dwang158 December 27, 2005