bitch

1. A Female Dog (what everyone knows)
2. A word of praise meaning "fine" announced to woman
3. The term for riding in the middle seat of a vehicle
4. A insult that is taken lightly by stupid women
5. An insult to a woman
6. The man taking it up the ass in prison
7. When used in reference to a man it is equal to "pussy"
1. "The bitch has a litter of about 4 pups now"
2. "damn Bitch you are so damn juicy ME WANT ME WANT"
3. "HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT BITCH!!!"
4. Man: You fucking BITCH
Woman: thankyou
Man: no what i mean was the reference of bitch meaning
equal to a 'fucking cunt' not as in nice ass see
somehow when i say something offensive you think
that i am complementing you however that just
proves you are of lesser intellegence than me

5. Man: "Bitch!!!"
Woman: "NEEDLE DICK"
6. "yeah you like that huh you little bitch, yeah thats
LOVE IT"
7. Friend: Tom you little bitch just jump!!! I DID
Tom: aw damnit... FFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
SPLASH!!!
by Snow_Death November 16, 2006
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An compliment or endearing term (said in a joking manner) that you say to a woman (usually one of your friends or acquaintances) that has a quality that you desire or admire but that you yourself do not possess.

"Uh, your hair ALWAYS looks so perfect! You bitch!"

"Look at your abs! YOU BITCH!!"
by JuleighD January 20, 2008
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I swear to fucking god i will stab the shit out of ross pearlman
by michael roth April 09, 2004
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Bitch

n: Bitch (bich): Source: (The Maddox-tionary)

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
1.) "Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

2.) Hey Bubba, looks like we got a new bitch in town

3.) Jimmy couldn't fuck with anybody in Street Fighter, what a bitch.

4.) What are you doing tonight? "Being the corporate bitch"

5.) I'm glad I'm not the bitch today, unlike that poor guy over there

6.) "Aw shit this is a long ass line." "Shoulda got here faster, you stupid bitch"

7.) "I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!" "Wow, fine, quit being a bitch"

8.) Look at that chick over there with the "2 hot 4 u" shirt. "Yeah she's a bitch.."
by wtfbbqsaucer December 27, 2007
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A term of endearment. If you are girl your friends can be your Bitches. If you are a guy your girlfriend can be yo bitch!
Hey look here come my bitches!

Hey lads any of ye seen my bitch?!
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Bitch

A term used to refer to any woman who is ambitious, driven, or argues to defend what she believes in. Usually used by men who are so insecure in their masculinity, that they feel the need to belittle women who they find intimidating or threatening. Bitches threaten to disabuse chauvinistic men of their notions that women should be submissive and unambitious.

Of course, there are many men who understand this and are secure enough not to feel intimidated by the 'bitches' of the world. Kudos to them; they're the ones who are going to get said 'bitches' in bed. And trust me. 'Bitches' do it better.

Also see slut.
Derek: Hillary Clinton is such a raging bitch
Celia: You're only saying that because you see her as a threat to you 'masculinity' *cough* tiny penis *cough*
by Raging Feminist Bitch December 19, 2013
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A term used to describe a man's beer belly.
"Dude, you better stop drinking all that beer - your bitch is getting huge.
by dizzlep April 24, 2007
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