"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
by AshySlashyMeow January 31, 2022
Get the CHRIST ON A BIKEmug. by harris110000 July 12, 2023
Get the Scroggy on a bikemug. The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
Get the polish bike ridemug. Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022
Get the Mountain Bikemug. by Squirttopia May 14, 2025
Get the City Bikemug. The definition of a person who trails alongside a running fitness influencer on a bike with the purpose of capturing content for their social media account.
Brad is getting so many more views on his Instagram Reels now that his bike bitch Janelle is filming all his runs!
by railsplitter17 November 16, 2022
Get the Bike Bitchmug. by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024
Get the Bike grossmug.