bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.

Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.

by Larry L January 29, 2024

Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

by Wildbill304 July 02, 2021

CHRIST ON A BIKE

The word Caddicarus uses in his videos when he freaks the fuck out

"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

by AshySlashyMeow February 01, 2022

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 April 01, 2023

bike shacker

when one or more parties of a hook up don't walk but bike home the next morning in the clothes from the previous night, including but not limited to; high heels, mini skirts, dresses, full jewelry, graphic tees

Benefits: significantly shortens the length of time it takes to get home in the morning.

Guy 1: That's a weird outfit to wear for an early morning bike ride.
Guy 2: Aw no man, she's just riding a bike home after she shacked. A bike shacker.

by sorostitute512 August 25, 2011

Bike Mike

A clever and experienced mult-tasker named Mike that uses his bike as his main transportation and was the first to bring the “electric bike” to Beach Blvd. He entertains his comrades with his clever one liners, sarcastic teasers and Super Sick playlist. Known for his loyalty, leadership, charisma, and respect for the street.

Bike Mike was cruising down Beach last night fast as hell rocking out to Misfit on his loud speaker. Yep Bike Mike is so rad!

by Fien-machine December 21, 2023

vicars bike

favourite choir boy. a very gay person

to be gayer than the vicars bike

by mr lobby March 11, 2009