Vauxhall bike lock

When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.

‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’

‘Ha ha - unlucky man!’

by SketKween November 17, 2021

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Bike Theft Auto

Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men

Bike Theft Auto is the best movie

by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021

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CHRIST ON A BIKE

The word Caddicarus uses in his videos when he freaks the fuck out

"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"

by AshySlashyMeow January 31, 2022

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Bike Mad

When you're mad at guys who take bikes too seriously, especially when they wear a bunch of stupid gear so you know they just got done riding .8 miles from their apartment to the coffee shop.

Framk: "I'm big bike mad right now"

by IM FRAMK October 31, 2021

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When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.

Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.

by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021

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