Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

almost everything bagel

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!

by T, C February 24, 2019

Towson Hot Bagel

Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.

This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel

Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?

by Christmas karl January 11, 2022

onion bagel

When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.

You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.

by Pat, Steve, Keith May 16, 2006

Babelch

A gay word means goodbye.

"Okey gurls see yah later, babelch!

by mexicoph May 27, 2008

bagels

What is a bagel? is it food? Breakfast? No, it is the very foundation of every black hole in the universe by eating one you absorb infinite mass making all things get pulled to you, even the remote across the room you're trying to use the force on, but beware of the bagel's great power your house will probably implode on you if you eat it. and then the entire universe will be sucked into you, ripping a massive hole in our reality.

person 1: oh free bagels
person 2: no don...

by That boi from school October 23, 2019

scooped bagel

When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.

I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel

by Mochithecat July 12, 2017