When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by October 13, 2020
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only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 09, 2023
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Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
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GO AWAY:(

I want to sit on a corner all day and watch anime Lewl
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Me: Wtf
by DOOT_GUN November 21, 2018
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Running away

When you abandon your children because of your failing marriage and you get mad at your husband and so you pack up your bags and leave
She was running away after the fight but then she came back
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Organize away

Phrasal verb
1- To disorganize something;
2- To mess a previously organized place.
Pablo: "Where are the TC plates that were over here?"
Callan: "My bad. I organize away everything!"
by Cpt Darwin June 22, 2021
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Miles Away 3-Way

Cindy often has Miles Away 3-ways with her boyfriend and her husband.
by XhibitB January 30, 2021
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