When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 09, 2023
Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
by DOOT_GUN November 21, 2018
When you abandon your children because of your failing marriage and you get mad at your husband and so you pack up your bags and leave
by thaliathebi December 31, 2023
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