T Job

The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his anal cavity with A1 sauce...all while playing Halo 3.

Douchebag: Jesus Christ, did you see that dipshit pull a T Job ?
Asshole: No, what is it?
Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?
Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3.

by Donkey Asshole 9 March 26, 2009

T-Diddy

1. The one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe.
2. One of several deities, esp. a male deity, presiding over some portion of worldly affairs.
3. The Supreme Being, understood as Life, Truth, Love, Mind, Soul, Spirit, Principle.
4. An image of a deity; an idol.

Yo, I heard T-Diddy was once abandoned in the middle of the woods for 6 months alone and survived only by eating his own feces, and drinking his own urine, which in fact, is not feces or urine, because he shits out filet mignon, and his urine consists of 100% pure Crystal Champagne. Oh, and for pure entertainment, he wrestled alligators and snakes.

by My name is T-Diddy September 13, 2007

T-Rexing

A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.

Symptoms:
-Your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a retarded T-Rex dinosaur.
- Staring off into oblivion
- unable to speak a clear modern language

This condition was made famous by a man named Pat Brister from the small mountain town of Granite Falls, Washington.

"Pat has had too much to drink tonight, he's already T-Rexing!"

by Danathan Burton January 23, 2009

T or B

Used when asking an individual, typically a gay male, if they are a Top or Bottom.

Person A: Hey, T or B?
Person B: Bottom, you?
Person A: Top
Person B: Let's fuck.

by oofdotcom November 1, 2018

T&P

"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.

Sorry to hear that. T&P

by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010

T word

Meaning "Taiwan" to pissed off chinese people whenever you are in a argument or in a trash talking session
People use T word to make chinese mad

Vtuber: "ehh?? Off course taiwan is a country"
Chinese 1: "Yo what the fuck!? She said the T word!!!"
Chinese 2: "we should take an legal action to her stream!!"
Chinese 3: "Spam her chatbox"

by Relorcasa56 December 17, 2020

T-Posing

Little Jimmy T-Posed to show everyone who was boss that day.

T-Posing: used to assert dominance. you can show you're the alpha with this one.

by yeeter mcfeeter November 19, 2018