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Asshole-ocity

It is the 2nd stage of bitchassness. It is related to a person that has a negative aura. This disease occurs when people either:
a) have a negative attitude towards you/your actions
b) always have something to say eveytime the see you
c) whenever someone just does the dumbest thing, but the outcome of their actions is negative
You're always running your mouth! Get your bitchassness and asshole-ocity infected ass out of my face!!
by 20Breezy09 May 5, 2009
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The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)
by dangoombie February 23, 2010
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Asshole-ish

When you're being kind of, but not really, an asshole.
Jeez! Temecu sure was asshole-ish in his post!
by Romanceandchains January 23, 2014
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Rauncho Asshole

1) An absolutely disgusting object or situation.
2) A filthy rectum. Not always deemed as such by observation of said rectum, but by general knowledge of a certain person's general hygiene.
3) A type of hotsauce.
1) Dude, that Wendy's we went to last night was Rauncho Asshole.
2) Get your Rauncho Asshole off my property, you filthy hippy!
3) Dude, my burger needs some Rauncho Asshole.
by Tommy Daniel July 2, 2008
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A Big Asshole

Someone who is such an asshole to you all the time. This person is usually froggy in the morning especially after getting his nipples touched by a below average mechanic and operator. This person will retaliate by punching you in the gut or rearranging your toolbox for almost no reason. This person will completely shun you and ignore you if you try to ask to help them on their project. This person responds very negativity to being asked if they are learning anything or if they remember how something goes back together. This person will team up with the boss to get you to do extra chores for example clean the break room. This person will harass you for being weak when you cant break a "REALLY" tight bolt. This person will never give you a peaceful day even if you are not "feeling good" that day. Overall this person is just A BIG ASSHOLE
Nate slams a door in Scotts face because he A BIG ASSHOLE
by TheclearTruth January 24, 2023
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Genuine Asshole

Someone who possibly is more than just living.
A genuine asshole is always serious. Especially when they are.
by TheWomenWithA's April 20, 2020
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angry asshole

When you eat too much spicy food and take a shit..... When your asshole hurts.
I had a huge fucking burrito with a ton of chile. Tonight I will have an angry asshole.
by bigbitchmrsv2 October 31, 2011
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