The most incredible thing the world has ever seen. Everyone wants it but only a few will ever acquire it. the ones that do, will be remembered down in history as heroes.
by ploply November 19, 2018
Get the luiza's assmug. The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
by Glyclick February 9, 2015
Get the cameron's assmug. An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
Get the ass baggymug. Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
Get the ass-salmonellamug. A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
Get the ass batonmug. a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009
Get the ass moppermug. Intelligent or witty in reference to persons in or from Boston.
Wow Shannon ! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht ass !
Wow Shannon ! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht ass !
by HussainArain August 30, 2016
Get the smaht assmug.