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Twat box

A dual purpose 'clipboard and filing box' available from most stationers.

Used in a derogatory fashion by those who are either threatened by more organised individuals or who hold a fixed belief from high school that being organised is a decidedly uncool and dorkish.
Two 5 year medical students arrive late for a ward round to scornful wrath of the consultant. The graduate entry medicine student stands attentively taking notes. One 5 year student says to another 'twat box was here half an hour early'
by worthwords January 6, 2012
mugGet the Twat boxmug.

Twat Snot

I wouldn't put your Meat Sword in that, I heard she has the Twat Snot.
by AshleyLynne January 15, 2013
mugGet the Twat Snotmug.

Cum Twat

To release your semen on the outside of a womans pussy, covering it with sperm.
The womans cum twat was very wet thanks to his ultimant semenal release.
by spy_harder September 24, 2005
mugGet the Cum Twatmug.

twat lips

1.a person so doucheish that that word does not even even describe them. Hence becoming twat lips
2.The ruffles that surround the pussy resembling cow tongues
Those girls twat lips were so disgusting, i decided to titty fuck her.
{john}you and your wolfmane girlfriend combined DEFINE twat lips.
by Skrillex May 5, 2006
mugGet the twat lipsmug.

twat smuggler

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.
You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.
by A to the Z February 3, 2008
mugGet the twat smugglermug.

chewbacca twat

When a woman doesn't trim/shave her pubic area.
She needs to do something with that chewbacca twat before she goes around showing it to everyone.
by bunny September 15, 2004
mugGet the chewbacca twatmug.

twat jelly

while a girl is being space docked, the orgasm that occurs results in all the gooey substances lining the vagina to be shot out. In some instances, the man would use the twat jelly as a condiment in a peanut butter sandwich.

NOte: can be used as lubrication for further space docking
When i was shoving my frozen shit into that bitches ass, she shot her twat jelly all over me.
by Glennah August 30, 2006
mugGet the twat jellymug.

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