anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".

"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"

by fanyole23 January 14, 2019

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

by BeObie January 21, 2019

Anal jew

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax

Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.

by Eavangelionunit1 December 24, 2021

Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai

Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight

by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021

Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)

"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

anal pregnant

when a stupid person believes that woman can get pregnant from anal

idiot: did you know woman can get pregnant from anal
everyone else: no they cant
idiot: yes they can I will search it up on the internet
Internet: anal pregnant isn't a thing you stupid idiot

by Giga_chad June 28, 2022