anal pregnant

when a stupid person believes that woman can get pregnant from anal

idiot: did you know woman can get pregnant from anal
everyone else: no they cant
idiot: yes they can I will search it up on the internet
Internet: anal pregnant isn't a thing you stupid idiot

by Giga_chad June 29, 2022

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Anal sauna

Profusely sweating from your crack, Sweltering from the anal cavity

I just got done running a marathon and now I have an anal sauna going on.

by SJP - CLP August 20, 2019

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anal fraud

1
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex

2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.

She was found guilty of anal fraud.

guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."

dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"

by rampage eddie June 03, 2013

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Anal Anthrax

A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.

Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.

by SkankBerry July 25, 2016

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anal aura

The light emitted from igniting one’s flatulance, the spectacle display of which is said to reflate the nature one’s true personality.

Tim’s blue green anal aura burned the bed sheets and almost caught the whole cabin on fire. His girlfriend noted that the colors reflect his over sexed jealous nature...

by navadude April 12, 2019

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