South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.

"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

south african englishmen

Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.

Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''

by Danny Rae February 19, 2014

African sugar

A term for a zyn or zynnachino, commonly referred to by hockey players at frat guys.

Yo ferd, sauce my an African sugar cheddy.

by Ferdachedzky January 21, 2024

The African Corn Plug

A sex position where the one partner gets a black corn on the cob and insert it inside the other partners asshole while the other partner eats the corn that is inserted in the ass

Bro me and my girl tried The African Corn Plug last night it was kinky as shit.

by MagicCornPlugger June 26, 2016

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.

let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend

by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018

African Speedway

When a guy defecates on a girls back and then cum all over it and then rolls it down with a rolling pin

I had too much Taco Bell I might have to give you an African Speedway.

by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025