side dumper

When you fuck a girl and make her sleep on the couch.

I gave that bitch the side dumper last night.

by sheeeeeeve January 08, 2011

side squirt

1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.

2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.

1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.

2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.

by whitecocobella June 04, 2011

Side Lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 03, 2018

Side blow

When a female licks only the side of the shaft( kissing it too, of course)

Niko - “yo nick I got a sloppy ass side blow from this hot ass jawn”

by RoyMcLovin April 08, 2021

Side credit

Any woman besides your wife that you wanna have sex with.

Josh and I saw some good side credit walk past work today.

by Hole dozer March 25, 2022

Side Eye

To give someone a knowing look. Usually when shocked or surprised by something.

To Side Eye

When Mr Henderson made a sexist comment, his students side-eyed each other in disbelief.

by Havana77 November 17, 2009

Vinyl Siding

n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried.

Damn, did you see all the hardened semen on Eric's back, it's like he has Vinyl Siding on there.

by Abu Musab Al Zarqawi November 09, 2005