Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
by Bianca2019 April 05, 2019
Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!
Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!
by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008
A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.
you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 09, 2018
a pickle spank is where one or two persons get naked, normally men, and then proceed to spank each others "pickles" until one person can not withhold the pain of the spanks.
by mistermoist January 10, 2018
The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.
Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.
by RoughJose24 January 19, 2022
When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.
The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits
by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025